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Joke of the Day
"If you arrive fashionably late in crocs... you're just late."
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"What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!"
"Chef's favorite personal dish? Stroganoff"
"I can really relate to eminem in ""8 mile"" because my moms spaghetti is really bad too"
"What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway? Roy Jeep Biv"
"This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon "
"My dad, a vietnam veteran, told me that there's one thing that always sticks with kids and adults no matter how old they are. Napalm"
"What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman? I came, I thaw, I conquered ."
"Half of all marriages end in divorce. That's not so bad. The other half end in death!"
"They should make halloween albums like they do for Christmas. I'd love to hear a Michael Buble version of Monster Mash."