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Joke of the Day

"Doing some research on the Fresh Prince of Belair. Does anybody know where he was born and raised and where he spent most of his days?"

"What kind of blowjob does a screwdriver give? Flathead"

"Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power"

"My wife's got a latex allergy, so I substituted the condom for a bread bag. Now she's got a yeast infection."

"Did you hear Charlie Sheen has HIV? He thinks he got it after sleeping with two and a half men."

"90s kids won't get this... Social Security benefits."

"Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?"

"The worst thing about life is getting comfortable and then realizing that you don't have the remote."

"They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on... The pixels will align."

"Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook."