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Joke of the Day
"What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!"
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"Why are there so few professional pedophiles? Most of them prefer playing in the minors."
"When a cop asks if you know why you were pulled over, respond, ""I'm actually not allowed to discuss the details of the case"""
"My mind is a micro-government, fighting wars of its own creation for profit."
"I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person... ...and that person drinks a lot."
"ANYTHING can be considered your job if you hate it enough."
"Two peanuts are walking down the road One is assaulted"
"I hung out with a mushroom today. What a fungi."
"why did the hipster burn his tounge? because he ate the pizza before it was cool."
"Elton John was asked if he'd like an iceberg lettuce in his salad he thought for a moment and replied ""no thanks, I'm a rocket man"""