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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? For one you get tweetment and the other you get oinkment..."

"I'm not racist I have a black president."

"2 blondes are taking a walk in a park... One of them says: ""Ouuh... look, a dead bird"" And the other looks up and asks: ""Where?"""

"What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop? An amish driveby"

"Disney to remake Jungle Book as Jungle eReader."

"The more adjectives a coffee order requires, the bigger the asshole."

"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Get off me holmes"

"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got six months each."

"My coworker couldn't decide which grandparents should be her 2 children's legal guardians, so I said to split them up. Then you only have to decide who gets the top half, who gets the bottom."

"Abraham Lincoln is trending. Congrats to his social media team."