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Joke of the Day

"2 blondes are taking a walk in a park... One of them says: ""Ouuh... look, a dead bird"" And the other looks up and asks: ""Where?"""

"You should be proud of who you are! Unless you're a straight white male."

"I could never be a hardcore gangsta rapper because there's probably a limit to how much you can enjoy a scone in public."

"Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say."

"You're like a magnet... Your fatass is always on the fridge."

"What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !"

"""I forgot my phone, so what do u want to talk about?"" ... *knocks on stall wall* ""Hello? Can u hear me?"" ... ""I like your shoes...Hello?"" .."

"Everyone knows Robin but not a lot of people know Batman's other sidekicks: Stealin, Burglin, Thievin"

"How many stones does it take to kill 3 birds? one.. one stone."

"Why is it unjust to blame taxi drivers for cheating us? We call them to take us in. (From The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Handbook of Conundrums, by Edith B. Ordway. So this is a century old joke.)"