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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white supremacist who doesn't eat meat? A vegitaryan"
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"I just submitted my application to be on the next season of Survivor... Which apparently was not the answer my dad was looking for when he asked ""How is the job search going?"""
"WHY ARE THEY STILL PLAYING CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS? Me watching recorded TV shows"
"So the American people's choices for President of the United States will most likely be Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton. That's it. That's the joke. There is no punchline."
"If abortion is murder... wearing a condom must be kidnapping."
"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles"
"How do you hide from imminent retribution? Karmaflage!"
"Jehovah's Witnesses were the original pop-up ads."
"Where can you always find someone ready to fight? In the WishANiggaWoods"
"Asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog & Schrodinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not."