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Joke of the Day
"WHY ARE THEY STILL PLAYING CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS? Me watching recorded TV shows"
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"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very small."
"Remember when? Remember when the worst thing about Volkswagen was that they made cars for Hitler?"
"A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The police officer"
"I think my new dog thinks he is a blacksmith As soon as I took him inside he made a bolt for the door"
"cw: 4 is allergic to cats & we have a 9yr old cat at home. Sucks me: Getting rid of it? cw: Have to, why? me: Is cats it's only defect?"
"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""
"I asked my cellmate how long he's in for. He said, ""Until I ejaculate."""
"The Nintendo 64 turned 18 today Now you can legally blow the cartridges."
"A guy gans into the butcher's... ... and says ""Gie us a steak and kidley pie."" So the butcher laughs and goes ""You just said kidley."" And the goes ""Naw, I didley."""