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Joke of the Day

"I bet the first gay Transformer will morph into a Prius."

"Why did the biscuit cry? His mum had been a wafer too long."

"Dry erase boards are remarkable!"

"""It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?"" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people."

"If guys think with their penises, what does a guy say to a girl after a date? Blow my mind."

"Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?"

"What do you call a german that can't see? A nazi."

"BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg BRUCE: Bring me a cape"

"I'm pretty sure Robin Hood was black and he was just robbin the hood."

"What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident? Hidden Run."