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Joke of the Day
"Astronomy Hitler Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter ""Probably"" the worst joke"
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"Never eat spoiled meat Or spoiled eggs"
"My daughter just announced she's SICK of stupid-ass people. I said ""Oh darlin, you're gonna feel ill for a long time.. they're everywhere."""
"I think my girlfriend is being stalked... ...because I've been seeing people behind her back."
"I dread doing laundry as if I didn't have a machine that washes the clothes for me and another that dries them for me, as I do nothing"
"I put a ruler under my bed every night... so that I can measure how long I slept for"
"Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself"
"I became a banker. Then I lost interest."
"The neck pillow I was using on the Greyhound bus turned out to be an adult diaper somebody left on the seat."
"What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie? ""Hubble, Hubble."""