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Joke of the Day
"Astronomy Hitler Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter ""Probably"" the worst joke"
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"I've always wondered what mothballs smelled like. But I could never get their tiny legs apart to find out."
"so the new ghostbusters took a trip to the hospital recently and i.m over here like 'ladies, you have to wait.'"
"*moves heaven & earth for her* *moves more left *more left *little right *little more right *moves heaven & earth back to original spot*"
"Why can't you have a party on the moon? There's just no atmosphere"
"Switzerland is a pretty sweet country... and their flag's a big plus."
"They found Richard III's skeleton in a parking lot. Time stamp on the ticket stub indicates he owes $8,432,773."
"Like that scene in 'The Revenant' where Leo is mauled by the bear but it's just me at your wedding reception dancing with your grabby aunt."
"A Chemist with a broken arm fell in some lava His splint went up in flames"
"So Tim Tebow just hit a home run in his first professional at bat But he had no idea what to do once he got to third base."