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Joke of the Day

"People ranked their favorite meats...but the survey was flawed and inconsequential. The steaks weren't very high"

"Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple."

"my gf is like x of sin(2x)=0 she's irrational when she's on her period"

"So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening..."

"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!"

"Math joke My Calculus teacher told me:""Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."" I replied:""Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"""

"First rule of robbing banks is you have to shout, ""THIS IS A ROBBERY!"" Otherwise they might think it's a baptism."

"if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say ""it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"""

"I dropped my laptop in the ocean. Now there's a dell rolling in the deep."

"Did you hear the AIDS joke? You haven't? Never mind, I don't want to spread it."