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Joke of the Day
"I think the only girl I know that hasn't said ""you're like a brother to me"" is my sister."
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"Dr ""Do you want the good news or the bad news?"" Patient ""Good"" Dr ""You have 6 months to live"" P ""What's the bad news!?"" Dr ""...in dog years"""
"I prefer women with big breathing problems than big breasts. I'm an asthma-n."
"Fe Fi Fo Fum Bopomofo First time to make a joke; I tried."
"[firemen meeting] if we had a pole instead of stairs, we could get to the trucks much quicker *from back* ""why dont we just sit downstairs?"""
"Women, give them an inch and they'll want all eight."
"Just Juan How many Mexicans does it take to build a lightbulb?"
"An entire cheerleader civilization was wiped out in the eruption at Pompompeii."
"Everything my boy friend ever said to me was a lie. Every. Fcuking. Thing. Except the part about how pretty I was, that was true."
"Women can't go to heaven Because God said there would be peace in heaven."