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Joke of the Day
"Why is Hannibal so rich? Well, he save on groceries."
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"Maybe just don't throw stones in any kind of house."
"As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps."
"My wife was fixing the caulk around our tub... Me: You should use some caulk softener to make that easier. Wife: Is that like a picture of your mom or something? (actual conversation)"
"I may not have as many Oscars as Leo anymore but... I've still got as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstrong."
"Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side It would be called the Darth Mall... ...and everything would be half off"
"ME: Dave's coming over for tea WIFE: Dave from work or Dave I'm having a secret affair with? DAVE: *from inside wardrobe* I don't eat peas"
"nba joke The cavaliers without lebron..."
"Through a telescope, I see a woman on a planet light years away. She waves. I wave. I awkwardly realize she is waving to the guy behind me."
"12 of my favorite anti-jokes"