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Joke of the Day

"Why is Hannibal so rich? Well, he save on groceries."

"What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays? Pump-Kin"

"Lady Gaga is so nasty I wouldn't even poke her face."

"Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!"

"Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, ""Your husband will die a horrible violent death."" Hilary asks, ""Will I be acquitted?"""

"If your new boyfriend carved your initials into a tree on your first date, let the fact he brought a knife be a sign of things to come."

"The four most beautiful words in our common language: ""I told you so."""

"*notices it's not even 8am*nn*been tweeting like a boss...*nn*...to 5 insomniacs*"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"The strip club around the corner got its liquor license revoked. I'll still go there for breakfast, but I'll have to order the regular OJ."