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Joke of the Day

"You know it's good sex when the neighbors call the police and a priest."

"What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple? Arachne"

"Remember: if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving ..."

"I remember 2016 As if it were a normal year."

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she did in her, She'd be a porcupine!"

"What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team? One is a Cunning group of Runts....."

"I like the way your medication thinks."

"What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger? A crew."

"Ask your siblings to close your door and they will start telling u how u treated them 3 months ago"

"Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside? --- HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE"