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Joke of the Day

"What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..? 1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge"

"Is it just me, or are there other people?"

"What kind of light makes the best US president? A blinkin' light"

"What happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas, & now my brother has to send what happened child support. :/"

"How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar.. ."

"I make love like a machine. Unfortunately it's a two-stroke engine."

"What do you call a bear that's been in the rain? A drizzly bear, of course"

"I have been talking to this beautiful woman online for a while... And today I finally got to meet him"

"bees What kind of scary bees can produce milk? - boo bees"