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Joke of the Day
"How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."
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"What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms? A 2na"
"[cat shelter] Me: so u don't test for it but u say none of them have it? Owner: we've never come across a cat with martial arts training, no"
"Gave someone a ride to school instead of getting coffee this morning because Mother Teresa has had all the attention long enough."
"What do you call something that is half horse and half pig? A mounted police officer"
"Manchester United"
"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"
"She told me to give her 9 inches, and make it hurt. So i fucked her 3 times, and punched her in the nose"
"Way into ""Game of Thrones"". Are there any shows that are games of other kinds of chairs?"
"What did one helmet say to the other I'll stay here, you go on a head"