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"How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life? Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry."
"Knock knock Who's there? I got up."
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"My cookies fell in the toilet... [NSFW] My cookies fell in the toilet. Picked them up like a boss. Proceeded to eat them. They tasted like shit."
"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks."
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"Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men."