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Joke of the Day
"The REAL reason Bin Laden was buried at sea: Maggots have standards."
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"My pastry factory has been pretty successful... So far we've had a good turnover."
"What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint."
"My mom once called me at 3am to tell me some long lost relative died and hung up on me when I asked if they'd still be dead at 8am."
"Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold."
"Police vs Driver Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"Can a psychotherapist fix psycho the rapist?"
"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"
"[School] Teacher: What's ur biggst fear? Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger"
"""I felt a hair in my mouth but I pulled out a strand of colorful scarves. I knew then."" -David Copperfield's unauthorized bio I'm writing"