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Joke of the Day
"I've got a joke. The U.S. election system."
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"Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint; the phone rings,and he jumps up shouting: ""Oh Shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"""
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"Two baby seals walk into a club"
"How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it over."
"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!"
"""""No one ever"" - everyone always"" - a few people already damn"
"What is a mattress' favorite season? Spring."