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Joke of the Day

"My three sons are gonna hate me... once I name them Prescott, Scott, and Postscott"

"What do you call a native american cook a sioux chef"

"A nice looking girl waved at me earlier today but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her."

"How do you get 50 little old ladies to scream FUCK at the same time? Have the 51st scream BINGO!"

"You know what they say about amnesia... No, really. Do you know?"

"boss: trouble at home? me: [jumps awake at my desk] yeah boss: wife giving you grief? me: there's a bee in my kitchen"

"Did you know there are more planes in the ocean.. Than submarines in the sky?"

"The Republican Party has shown its support for the mentally ill by nominating Trump for President! Well, support for at least one of them. (here come the trolls and bots)"

"Sorry I missed your call, I was busy seeing how many times my phone would ring before you gave up."

"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles"