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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I missed your call, I was busy seeing how many times my phone would ring before you gave up."
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"Come Party! I tried to host a bukakke party... but nobody came."
"What was the proudest moment of Bill Clinton's life? When he was given Head Of State"
"Been chatting and flirting with this 14 year old chick Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How freakin' cool is that for someone her age."
"He was like, 'We're all slowly dying' So I was like, 'WRONG' and I threw him in front of a moving bus."
"(For Star Wars nerds) What do baby Twi'leks wear when they eat fish? A Bib Fortuna"
"I just Tokyo drifted my shopping cart into the checkout line and now all the moms in this grocery store want to have an affair with me."
"Phone rang for the 1st time in 4 months. My reaction was similar to finding a dead mouse on my porch. I circled it & poked it with a stick."
"Go with the flow Girl: Just go with the flow. Me: The last I checked that was what one of the sperms in a premature ejaculation said."
"What do you call a 2 with a fat ass? A 3"