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Joke of the Day
"Did you know there are more planes in the ocean.. Than submarines in the sky?"
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"why is there cotton in pill bottles? to remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers!"
"Ever been to the Tower of Pisa? the security is pretty lenient"
"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot, you racist piece of shit."
"Asians offer Whites the secret to telling them apart. Whites accept but deliver message to the wrong Asian."
"That's the pope favorite method of payment? PayPal"
"My milk of magnesia brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, you sounded younger on the phone."
"I'll straight up dive off a cutting board and cut shit on a diving board I don't give a shit anymore."
"Guys, please don't forget to wake up Green Day tonight. September is ending."
"What's better than being the first Black President of the United States? Being the 45th white one."