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Joke of the Day
"How many geese does it take to form a gaggle... 5 or more"
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"When do you know that you are getting old? When you have babies on purpose"
"Why was the bakers bread so expensive? He needed the dough."
"A Spanish magician is performing a trick. He says ""I will disappear in Uno, Dos... -"" He vanished without a tres."
"[recording studio] Producer: Um what're you guys doing? Singer: Ending the song Producer: You don't have to fade out. We'll do that in here."
"I see your swag and I raise you a high school education."
"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanics attacks"
"My girlfriend got mad and said she need some time and distance as she left the house crying... I still don't get it why she wants to calculate the velocity"
"I like my fractions with me on top, and a common yourmominator on bottom."
"I'm so glad none of my friends are gay Because they're safe"