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Joke of the Day

"""Dad, why is my picture on that milk carton?"" ""Well, son, I guess it's time that I tell you the truth. You were adopted... from a dairy."""

"Doctor Doctor some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents."

"The average person has sex 89 times a year My December is going to be fucking sick"

"Why do porn stars always talk the same way as they would to a pet? Insert punch line below if needed"

"*shows up at ur door holding a bouquet of flowers with all the petals ripped off* hi, i brought u som flowers that told me u love me"

"I'm sick and tired of the jokes on this sub, so I'm going to kill my foot. Yeah, that's right. I'm putting my foot down."

"Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!"

"What do you call the sweat that forms on a guys scrotum while he copulates with his sister? Relative humidity."

"What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play? House."

"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."