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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !"
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"Why do Italians only eat Italian bread? It's ciabatta buy than English Bread."
"Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said ""don't walk""."
"The thing about penis jokes is.. they tend to grow on you."
"English is weird... but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Yeah you red it rite."
"What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink? The Alaskan Bull Worm."
"Mechanic: that's gonna cost $2000 Me: how much? Mechanic: $3000 Me: what did you say before that Mechanic: I said ""that's gonna cost"""
"A guy I know just posted ""I'm relaxing today, don't bother me"" on Facebook, and let me tell you: I was going to bother him but now I'm not"
"There's plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a dick like mine. Camera man, light and sound technician."
"My current girlfriend is very similar to my last one... For instance, neither of them exist."