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Joke of the Day
"Who has two thumbs and wears a mask? Disguise!"
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"What is Sherlock's favorite season? Fall..."
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"I just took a Baking Class The final was a piece of cake."
"What song title defines a redditor's love life? ""Left Hand Free"" By alt-J"
"The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn"
"What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper? You only need one nail to hang the painting."
"Cinderella walks into a bar... ""I'd like a glass of shoes, please"""
"""They say penguins can't fly. Can't? Or never got the chance?"" I whisper in the penguin's ear, shoving him out of the aircraft."
"[priest bends over my coffin seductively revealing a thong to the entire funeral]"