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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal"

"The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard."

"Have you heard about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."

"What do you call the prequel to The Purge? The Binge"

"Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate? He couldn't take any more lip!"

"I have three daughters. They are Three, Ten and Eleven. I know, I know! These are strange names."

"When I was little, I remember falling asleep on the sofa and waking up in bed. Now that I'm older, I find myself passing out on the sofa and waking up on the floor."

"I think Jesus is black Because he is our father and hasn't come back yet"

"Are you frome Tennessee? Because you're a bitch."

"Your mom and a washing machine... Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?? The washing machine doesnt follow me around for a week after I drop a load in it..."