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Joke of the Day

"How come ants don't go to the church? They are in sects."

"I went to a wedding today... I went to a wedding today, it went off without a hitch! Poor guy, this is the second girl that left him at the alter."

"Just unfollowed a bunch of people funnier than me. Now my tweets seem, you know, funnier. Tomorrow I unfollow all the good-looking people."

"Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy"

"Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."

"What do all Pedophiles have in common They're all Fucking Immature Ass-holes"

"If I had a dollar for every repost I saw on r/Jokes... I'd have like a lot of money."

"Why did Hitler cross the street? To get to the GENO-SIDE!"

"INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. I REPEAT. INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. HOLD THE DUCKFACES. HOLD THE MEALS. HOLD EVERYTHING."

"I am writing my first Buddhist musical, ""Hello Dalai... Lama""."