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Joke of the Day

"A man sneezes on the subway who clearly has a cold. The man next to him says in a disgusted tone, ""people like you make me sick."""

"Squad goals: To have a squad"

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a....... oh shit, they're done."

"87.53% of statistics are false Title"

"What do you call a compliant volcano? A volcayes."

"Sent an email to my Mom. Now I'm at her place showing her how to open it."

"How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers."

"What happens when you place a black baby next to your ear... You can hear a future mixtape."

"Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth."

"What does the blind man say when he passes the fish market? Good morning, ladies!"