127707

Joke of the Day

"Why can't Irish people become lawyers? Because of their inability to pass the bar! Credit to my dad for this one"

"You know what my favorite Armchair book is? Mein Kampfy Kouch"

"Why do trash pandas always get into a fight? They trash talk."

"I let a Jehova's Witness inside the other day and asked him, ""what now?""... He replied, ""I'm not sure, I've never gotten this far before"""

"The cool thing about being happy is you get to live in crippling fear that it will all go away soon"

"Girl you got more red flags than a well played game of minesweeper"

"Kanye on the beach, by the water, holding two large conch shells up to either ear. ""That's incredible"", he says ""When did I record this?"""

"I want a job as a mirror cleaner... It's something I can see myself doing."

"*punches a fish* that's for tsunamis"

"Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!"