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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen my LSD? No but have you seen the Dragon in the kitchen?"
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"Well if Trump is a bad president, hopefully by the next election... We'll have 2020 hindsight"
" I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one."
"Why do cops make good farmers? They're good at planting evidence."
"I'm torn between having wish you were here' or look behind you' engraved on my headstone."
"Mankind has made a lot of mistakes, some of them truly monstrous. The Holocaust. Slavery. Calling it a ""corn maze"" and not a ""maize maze."""
"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a mouthful."
"Why did the StormTrooper Buy The IPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"
"Wanna know why reddit sucks?"
"What mental disorder did the serial killer who stabbed his victim 23 times have? OCD."