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Joke of the Day

"Friday!!! I'm so glad you are back. I'm sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time."

"Why did dwarf laugh when he walked through a paddock? Because the grass tickled his willy :)"

"why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? because everybody that can run, swim or jump in in the united states..."

"Did you guys hear the one-liner about the Monorail?"

"Bored? Find group photo of 4 women on Instagram. Comment ""You 3 look incredible!!"""

"Hate to be that guy.... ... because he's a dick. Fuck him."

"Just a soul-crushing reminder that you'll never effectively karate chop a pizza into slices."

"I downloaded ""ambient coffee shop"" track. Just low talking, dish clanking, & one lady yelling ""Finn. Look at mommy. FINN. You want a scone?"""

"10 ways on how to deal with Click baiting! Does anyone know them?"

"Wife: This milk is 30 seconds past due, time to throw it out. Me: This milk is lumpy. I need a fork."