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Joke of the Day
"According to my neighbor's diary, I have ""boundary issues""."
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"Did you guys know that the entire Miami Dolphins team is missing? Yeah, I saw it on ESPN. It had their team logo and then a big MIA next to it."
"Daughter just told me my hair looks good. The request for a ride will be coming in less than 10 minutes."
"A chronic masturbator walks into a bar ""Oh hi Henry"", said the bartender, ""I've already poured your pint; I saw you coming from a mile away."""
"Why did kurt pull the trigger? He couldn't get hole out of his head"
"*mugger snatching Elsa's purse Elsa: LET IT GO! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: LET IT GO!"
"Porn If you can't join em,.beat it."
"What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white? Irony."
"Yo mamma is so ugly... I don't understand your Oedipus complex."
"My kids are really competing for least favorite today."