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Joke of the Day

"First rule of robbing banks is you have to shout, ""THIS IS A ROBBERY!"" Otherwise they might think it's a baptism."

"A heavy metal fan walks into a heavy metal bar. He gets a concussion."

"What did one deodorant say to the other? I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong."

"What is the pirate's favourite letter? C"

"My dad's joke. 'Did you know there were Female hormones in beer?' Because, if you start drinking too much. You don't have the ability to drive, and you get fat."

"How many Hillary Clinton fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hillary Clinton fans prefer to stay in the dark."

"Behind every successful woman is a Man who let her down."

"It's easier to find the needle in the haystack when you bring a flamethrower. That's a fact, jack. Merica."

"What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired? Pants."

"Why did the nose run? It did snot want to be late"