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Joke of the Day
"[Request] Jokes about the Eurozone crisis, Greek debt etc Anyone got any good ones?"
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"I had a dream that I killed all the dumb shirtless guys with 'swag' and their duckfaced girlfriends. It was the Yolocaust."
"How does one know a man is going to say something smart?..His senentences start with ""A woman once told me.."""
"FOX News is a Mecca for people who hate Mecca."
"Why do people from Istanbul always swim? Because they're constant in a pool."
"I told a psychiatric ward patient to stand in the middle of two black poles ... and he did it ! The absolute madman!"
"Every night someone breaks into my house & dresses me for the next day. I guess I'd be more upset if it wasn't saving me time in the morning"
"My best friend told me that he had super powers... ... I told him to suck his own dick."
"The wind just blew my dress up. Even the weather wants me to be a whore."
"If I have 5 apples and Jamal take 3, what color is Jamal? Admit it, you're a fucking racist!"