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Joke of the Day

"[Request] Jokes about the Eurozone crisis, Greek debt etc Anyone got any good ones?"

"What do you pasta with a witty comeback? Retortellini."

"What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter? Owens can finish a race."

"I hate when people people ask me what I'm doing in 5 years I mean like, come on guys I don't have 20/20 vision."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !"

"I like when a girl wears a pearl necklace But only for the first 10 seconds or so. You know, before it's hard and crusty"

"I love it! My girlfriend is so deep.... They'll never find her body."

"What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night? He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog."

"What is a feminist's feeling when she gets ""threatened?"" Womenaced"

"How do you find an inconvenient proof? With an Al-Gore-rithm"