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Joke of the Day

"Turning 30 is like fucking your sister Your dad wishes he could do it again."

"""It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your son is?"" ""I'm at home, mom. You raised a loser."""

"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and the other will see you in a while."

"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? 'Hi girls!'"

"What's the craziest type of bread? Banana Nut Bread!"

"A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 martinis ...and shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help."

"Hey baby, you got an inhaler? Because you got dat Ass-ma."

"If you play connect-the-dots with the stains on my shirt, it reveals a picture of a grown man who needs to use a bib."

"What did the dog say after a hard day at work ? ""Today sure was ruff"" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P"

"milk duds: when you want some candy but also crave a dislocated jaw"