111997

Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"

"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"

"I've never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food."

"Researchers find a very smart blonde...."

"The Canadian Opera Company has announced that it will play a special concert series at the Vancouver Art Gallery. They say that this will be the first time the COC has played in the VAG."

"A man was arrested for eating... He was at food COURT"

"Who let the dogs out? Sansa Stark"

"Why do Asian women have small tits? Because only A's are acceptable."

"Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly."

"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."