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Joke of the Day
"How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall? B 52."
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"Remember the guy who lost his left side? He's *alright* now"
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"My brakes failed the other day And I got a crash course on Newton's first law"
"An IPv4 address walks into a restaurant... He says ""Quick, give me a drink. I'm exhausted"""
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They are very efficient, and have no sense of humor."
"Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning? For the Good of the Caws."
"Men go to bars for 2 reasons: 1) They don't have a wife to go home to. 2) They have a wife to go home to."
"How to spot an Aussie 1. Shout 1 3 DOUBLE OH! 2 Wait till someone shouts ""6 TRIPLE 5 OOOHHHH 6"""
"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field."