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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight? Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies."
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"If you start a sentence with ""Let me reiterate..."" I'm gonna ignore it the second time too."
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"The mother of all Dad jokes. Dad: *Picks up caterpillar* I'll name him Hans! Person: ""Why?"" Dad: ""Because he's got lots of Hans!"""
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"What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices? Wai fu."