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Joke of the Day

"Reddit is like Playboy Nobody reads the articles..."

"Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday? Work smarter not harder people."

"When I die I really hope that as a ghost I can travel and not be stuck in one place. I have people to scare and some I want to see naked."

"A club walks into a seal."

"How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate? He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents."

"What does a pirate's beard feel like? Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)"

"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Only Juan."

"I read an article today about a cat who saved his owner's life. I'm still trying to teach mine not to vomit hairballs on my bed."

"Hitlers gonna hitl"