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Joke of the Day
"What does a pirate's beard feel like? Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)"
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"I went to a bulimic birthday party. First time I've seen the cake come out of the girl."
"What's it called when the queen farts? Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon"
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion... ...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."
"what's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ."
"I have a sexual attraction and fetish for car races I just love getting off to a good start"
"every snail has a perfectly baked cinnamon bun inside its shell"
"Where did little sally go after the explosion? Everywhere"
"What is the most popular bank in Wales? Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it."
"Asians are such terrible drivers... ...I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."