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Joke of the Day

"Speed dating (Don't say anything embarrassing) ""So do you ever eat raisins and then later poop rehydrated grapes?"" (DAMMIT!)"

"The time between the nurse leaving the room and the doctor entering is for exploring and trying out as many tools as possible"

"I relate to your inability to relate to people. Let's talk about hanging out but never follow through."

"I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking."

"e and i have an argument e says to i: get real i responds: be rational"

"Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it's ok to bite an opponent."

"No one in traffic ever catches me eatin boogers cause u all textin and drivin"

"What do I need a girlfriend for? When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?"

"My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said ""Maybe"""

"Him: What? You said I could tie you up and do anything I want. Me: WELL WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? Him: Fishing"