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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the joke about the 3 wells? Well Well Well"
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"I love standing up.. ..but I can't stand sitting down!"
"My perfect score friend is allergic to alcohol He can't take anything that is less than 100percent"
"What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting? Counting Crows"
"Knock knock Who's there? Not victoria"
"What did the cannibal butcher say to his uneasy customer? Don't worry, it's all ethically sourced! All my produce commited suicide!"
"Harry Potter: A Shortened Version Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter. Everyone else: Lol, no."
"If I had a boy I'd name him ""Opportunity"" & whenever he knocks on the door I'll say ""I bet that's opportunity knocking"" & laugh with my wife"
"What does a Mexican duck say? GUACK"
"I refuse to work with compost It's degrading"