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Joke of the Day
"How do chinese people laugh over the internet? Lmao Zedong"
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"My nickname in the North Pole is 'comma' I had sex with Santa's wife and separated the clauses"
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"I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit."
"So I told my girlfriend that she'd look better with her hair back... Which apparently is a very rude thing to say to a cancer patient."
"I wonder if they got jokes in Russia about ""capitalistic America""... In capitalistic America, bank robs you!"
"ME: Um, I specifically requested Mary. BLOODY CARLA: Listen, do you want your eyes clawed out or not?"
"Wish I had a neck like an owl so when a guy is spooning me right after sex I could turn my head all the way around and say that was awful"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a gynecologist? A gynecologist will shake a woman's hand before grabbing their pussy."
"A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with ""I am a hurricane induced tornado""."