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Joke of the Day
"Hey, are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot. My go-to joke at parties."
Next Joke
"So my car broke down My mechanic said it was obvious I'd blown a seal. I said keep my private life out of it and just fix the damn car!"
"Polar Bear Q: How do you catch a polar bear? A: You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."
"What animal is best at playing hide and seek? The airplane."
"I found out why I'm still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you."
"My dad is teaching me to be a hipster He told me to eat my food before its cool."
"Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious."
"Genderqueers must have a tough time scheduling.. Because they don't have agenda"
"Just saw a pensioner do a tribute to the England team. Yep she got off the bus look abit confused and then got back on went home."
"Was chopping herbs and got some in my eye now im parsley sighted"