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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So he *gives it to her.*"

"Shall We Try Different Position Tonight? Wife: Shall We Try Different Position Tonight? Husband: ""Excellent idea!"" Wife: OK YOU Stand at Sink and Wash Dishes AND I Will Lie On Sofa And Watch TV..;-p"

"Did you know NASA 30 years ago made a new space drink? Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP."

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? Nine. One to change the light bulb, and eight to beat the room for being dark."

"Oranges got their name from their orange juice-like flavor and orange juice-like color."

"Halo? more like..... GAYLO!!!!!!!"

"Jesus tells Peter, ""Come forth and you shall have eternal glory!"" Peter came in fifth and won a toaster."

"I thought the stories I wrote were a little black-and-white, but my publisher seemed to like them. He said he wants some new ones."

"She's got a great personality! It's the other 6 personalities that I'm worried about...."

"Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly. Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive."