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Joke of the Day
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are. But, numbers can. 4/10"
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"I used to get my dad so angry as a kid. I knew that once he took that belt off there was nothing i could do... to keep him from shooting heroin"
"Why do Italian men grow moustache's? So they can look like their mother."
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"My 2 year old woke up. 5 minutes of ""Mommy!"" 5 minutes of ""Mommy?"" Said ""Daddy?"" one time & my wife said, ""You should go check on her""."
"A wife is like a hand grenade... ...take off the ring, and you lose the house."
"Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time? Church"
"How do you get an art major off your porch? Pay for the pizza"
"i love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I'm just like lmao u should see my life"
"How to enjoy babies: 1 Hold them 2 Kiss them 3 Hand them back to their mom 4 Go have drinks with grown ups 5 Laugh about not having a baby"