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Joke of the Day

"You don't hear much about Snow White's eighth dwarf, but they should never have trusted Clumsy with an axe."

"Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton? He sat under the durian tree."

"I have to work new years eve. But I'm not upset, after work I have the rest of the year off."

"Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds? Because there are twenty of them."

"You can't get AIDS from a toilet seat unless you sit down before the other guy gets up"

"Britain should have written a break up note ""It's not EU, it's me"""

"When life gives you dilemma make dilemma-nade"

"The classiest Minion is called a Filet Minion please fave and RT"

"What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban? Dominicans are close, but no cigar"

"What did one TCP packet say to the other TCP packet? 0x809ACC0E!"