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Joke of the Day

"Boy: Dad Dad come out. My sister's fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads. Dad: No I'm not coming out. She's going to have to learn to look after herself."

"What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !"

"Did you know; one hamburger only contains 4% of our daily need of vitamine -B This means we need to eat way more hamburgers!"

"LPT: When you can't think of something to say to a girl, just tell her a joke about the titanic. It will really break the ice."

"One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away."

"What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're both constantly penetrating your mom."

"Do you know why sharks don't eat clowns? They taste funny."

"""911 what's your emergency?"" - I've been catfished by a dozen men ""We're on our way"" - Gonna arrest them? ""Gonna shut off your internet"""

"What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard? Paddy O'Furniture"

"It makes sense to buy Automatic Cars, because they cost an arm and a leg."