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Joke of the Day
"I said Jesus take the wheel. He said I no have license, amigo."
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"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? 'Aye matey"""
"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year Roll on 2017"
"Knock knock... Who's there? Dunup Dunup who?"
"What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!"
"What Kind Of Bagel Can Fly? A Plain Bagel."
"I worry about people who write ""taken"" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren't we helping to find them?"
"Women are super awesome at remembering insults but we have the memory of a goldfish with compliments and need them repeated continually."
"Have you heard of nihilism? Its kind of a Nietzsche philosophy."
"""YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!?"" I yell to my husband as I hand him the trash."