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Joke of the Day

"Ever wonder why you always get a boner when you look in the mirror? That's because your dick thinks you're a cunt too!"

"I walked in on my girlfriend cheating. I don't know what I ever saw in her... ..well, except for another dude's penis."

"Meatloaf said: ""I would do anything for love, but I won't do that""... ...he means lose weight. -&y"

"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!"

"Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it."

"What do you call a missing psychic midget? A small medium at large."

"A cougar is an older lady who goes for younger guys. A Tyga is an older man who goes for younger women."

"People that live in glass houses have tons of dead birds on their lawn."

"My wife was happy when I told her a put a load in the dishwasher... Until 9 months later when Consuela's baby came out looking just like me!"

"I was standing in a playground wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer.. ..... Then it hit me."